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Welcome to Wonderland Come and have a lovely poo Play with the flowers and the puffy clouds And punch a gnome or two Then the big bad molestor Paedophilia Championa comes and gives you up the bum Then you go back to Wonderland And your mummy asks you why you're holding your bum You say it was the rough slippery dip But you know it was the old man's thumb Then you remember the thoughts Taunts Championa, and you cry Where's my mummy? Where's my daddy? Where's my candy? Old man I want my mummy I want my daddy I want my candy Old man, Old man! Then you remember how wonderful it felt Your first sexual experience And now that its over, you have to be upset For you have to wait another thirteen years |