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Gertrude: **Doodoo...doodoo...doodoo...do do do do do** There once was a girl bird Named Gertrude McFuzz And she had the smallest Plain tail ever was. One **droopy droop** feather That's all that she had And, oh, that one feather Made Gertrude so sad. She curled it, she dyed it, She gave it a puff She decked it with flowers But it wasn't enough For no matter what It just was what it was A tail that simply wasn't meant To catch the eye of an elephant The one-feater tail of Miss Gertrude McFuzz. |