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Announcer (on the radio): You got it tuned to K-O-L-D. K-OLD, your oldies station. Here's something you might remember from the good old days.

You're old. (You're old)
Groaning like a geyzer,
Feel yourself a-cracklin'
Like an old hasbund,
Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins
'Cause you're old.
(Parts only on the yellow album) (Instrumental break)
You're old. (You're old)
A wheezing de-craka whimbag,
Fairly, once, and mostly,
You've got jelly rolls.
Buddy, you're as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls.
Man, you're old.
(You're old)
You're old.