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I got a candle stick I got chick flicks I'm gonna watch one While eating brownie mix Imma nerd Imma turd Not wait I meant to say a flightless bird Inside a public restroom Welcome to the shed I got my own snips Did you know I make my very own chicken strips? They call me butter 'Cause I eat lots of bread I fell down the stairs And found myself dead You're so computerizing You're always on the laptop Playin' with my teddy bear Cheese sticks melt in my mouth They taste like their on fire I'm rolling this big tire Woke up right next to my gramps I love to ride my scooter While being chased by shooters I sing while layn' on my back The world is a big matress I even found a Big Mac There's no baloney left And I don't like salami I went to search for clues In the end I found out it was a boy named Tommy Poke me, p-p-poke me I'm lookin' at you Cody You better come an' poke me I'm on Face Book all day I've never lost a poke war Even in my real life Ouch you kicked me In the leg I'm gonna throw an egg You broke my fragile heart So I'll just peg A leg Ti-ger, ti-ti-tigers They're really vicious creatures I hope they eat my teachers I learned how to screw in a bulb It's actually pretty easy If you're feeling cheesy There's no pepperonis left And I don't want the veggies I went to search for clues In the end I found out there was a girl named Reggie Poke me, p-p-poke me I'm lookin' at you Cody You better come an' poke me I'm on Face Book all day I've never lost a poke war Even in my real life Ouch you kicked me In the leg I'm gonna throw an egg You broke my fragile heart So I'll just peg A leg I found a child that looked just like me I'm so much more hotter than Harry Potter's mom I poked this guy The he knocked me in the chest It taught me a lesson Yeah, I'm gonna eat a burger Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah! Poke me, p-p-poke me I'm lookin' at you Cody You better come an' poke me I'm on Face Book all day I've never lost a poke war Even in my real life Ouch you kicked me In the leg I'm gonna throw an egg You broke my fragile heart So I'll just peg A leg |