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I don't drink seltzer, cause I'm afraid of bubbles I don't take showers, showers take me And I don't smoke, cause I ain't a chimney I don't ever curse, cause I always wash my mouth I don't drive a car, I drive a minivan I don't "LOL", still I write it in a text I don't use a mod, cause I'm not a noob I don't wear Ugg's, cause my sister won't let me! I don't do homework, I'm allergic to pencils And I don't flush, cause I made a masterpiece I don't work out, cause I look good already I don't spend money, cause money is green, we gotta save the Earth... Just Kidding! I don't clean up,cause I am a dumpster I don't eat cats, cause they look like Justin Bieber I don't read books,I only eat apples And I don't lie, my nose is way to small I don't do drugs, I ain't Lou Ferrigno And I don't love the way you lie I don't ever fly, cause I ain't got wings And I don't cry when the bullies pick on me I don't cut the grass, my mower does it for me I don't drink alcohol, I rub it on my arm I don't throw bricks, cause they crush my fingers I don't wear glasses, I only wear my fro I don't ride a skateboard, I don't know how to stop I don't say "IDK", I say "I don't know" I don't lick lollipops, I crunch them instead I don't even know how to speak in Chinese That's a disappointment, and I'm really embarrassed by it So, right now I'm going to learn some Chinese So I can speak Chinese to you guys So right now I'm gonna go and I'm going to end this song, right now ummm... Right here! |