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I hate the skydome and the CN tower too I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo The rent's too high, the air's unclean The beaches are dirty, and the people are mean And the women are big, and the men are dumb And the children are loopy cause they live in a slum The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork They dress real bad and they think they're New York In Toronto, Ontario (spoken) You know, actually I think I pretty much hate all of Ontario Oh ya, me too I hate Thunderbay and Ottawa Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa London sucks, and the Great Lakes suck And Sarnia sucks, and Turkey Point sucks (In background:) Moosoonee sucks and Beaverton sucks Southhampton sucks and Hull sucks, too Peterborough, Marlborough, Stockton suck, Elk Bay Islands And Uxbridge suck Mississauga sucks and Sterling sucks Port Elgin Sucks and Brighton sucks Ravenhurst sucks and Sudbury sucks and Young's Point sucks and Alan Thicke sucks! I took a trip to Ontario, to visit Brian Mulroney He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree I went to see the Maple Leafs, and got hit in the head with a puck I don't even know how they did it, I mean I was playing the organ at the time Ontario... sucks Yup, actually you know now I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country Well except Alberta Oh ya, I love Alberta It's very nice, lots of cows and trees and rocks and dirt (moo moo moo) But, I hate Newfoundland cause they talk so weird And Prince Edward Island is, too small Nova Scotia's dumb cause it's the name of a bank New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Isn't that stupid? Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old And as for the Territories they're too cold And the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that it's right next to us 'Cause Alberta, doesn't suck but Calgary does |