Toy Dolls, The - Fred Oliver Song Lyrics

Don't want to be Sylvester Stallone - don't push me

Nev-ever gonna star in "Home Alone"

Hamlet, MacBeth, I'm crazy for King Lear

There's nothing more exciting than reciting Shakespeare

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Fred Olivier, to be or not to be

Fred Olivier, all for my equity

Don't want to go to Hollywood

I sit alone and play the wood

I quoth Othello and I feel wick

I'm the only one who understands what I speak

[Chorus]

[Guitar Bit]

I tread the boards till it make me scream

But it was only a Midsummer Nights Dream,

There's more to life than a Shakespearean clone

All I want is fame and fortune

[Chorus]