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[Jules:] Okay so, tell me again about the hash bars. [Vincent:] Okey what do you want to know? [Jules:] Well, hash is legal over there, right? [Vincent:] Yeah, it's legal but it ain't hundred percent legal, I mean, you just can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint and start puffin' away. They want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places. [Jules:] And those are the hash bars? [Vincent:] Yeah, It breaks down like this, ok, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it, And if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, but...but that doesn't matter, 'cause, get a load of this; all right, If you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have. [Jules:] Oh, man, I'm goin', that's all there is to it. I'm fuckin' goin'. [Vincent:] I know, baby, you'd dig it the most.. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is? [Jules:] What? [Vincent:] It's the little differences. A lotta the same shit we got here, they got there, but there they're a little different. [Jules:] Example ? [Vincent:] Alright, when you .... into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer. And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer And in Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? [Jules:] They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? [Vincent:] No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is. [Jules:] What'd they call it? [Vincent:] They call it Royale with Cheese. [Jules:] Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac? [Vincent:] Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac. [Jules:] Le big Mac ! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper? [Vincent:] I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. But you know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup? [Jules:] What? [Vincent:] Mayonnaise. [Jules:] Goddamn! [Vincent:] I seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in it. [Jules:] Uuccch! |