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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greesy black peel You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile Mr. Grinch, Mr. Grinch Out of the two, I'd choose the seasick crocodile You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch You're the king of sinful sots Oh, your heart's a dead tomato Sploched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch You're a three decker sour crout toad stool sandwich with aresenic sauce Oh Mr. Grinch Mr. Grinch |