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Lookin' in the mirror every day, I can't believe I've turned out this way My derri�re's grown exceedingly fat, But I know I'm gonna do about that With all of my chins and flabby arms I'm gonna bow to the surgical suit of arms Gonna be a beauty queen Gonna be a beauty queen Lipo's not as bad as it seems Gonna be a beauty, I'll be a beauty queen Well I went through the doors of a department store They sent me right up to the "Fatso floor" They had mumus, overalls, polyester tweeds But none of these frocks could fulfill my needs The problem with me is I'm gettin' old When I sit down my stomach folds Gonna be a beauty queen Gonna be a beauty queen Lipo's not as bad as it seems Gonna be a beauty, I'll be a beauty queen Facelift to the left, facelift to the right But tuck in and it's all right People will gasp when they see my physique A wisp of a woman so smooth and sleek You might tell where I'm from 'Cause there's a lot of new faces on everyone So give me a shot in my stodgy lips and suck this fat right out of my hips Gonna be a beauty queen Gonna be a beauty queen Lipo's not as bad as it seems Gonna be a beauty, I'll be a beauty queen Cleopatra had lovely eyes But you never saw those cottage cheese thighs No more chubby tubby for me mmm, mmm, mmmmm See ya later fatty town |