I'm sitting here thinking again,

just wondering if I'll see you again

life has been hard like it always has,

But just like always my problems will pass

You were the reason my life sucked so hard

You're so lucky I took up guitar

You see, if I didn't have music as an escape,

I would have jumped you one night and beat in your face

But you see now, i'm not like that anymore

I have moved on but you'll always be a dirty whore

I know it sounds harsh, but I just speak the truth

(Chorus:) You were my friend, my best friend at that

but we broke apart and you became fat

You ruined my life and I only wish,

That I never met you,

Mich you're a bitch!

Jr. High was a terrible time and all because of you

You got pissed because he chose me over you.

Haha! Now you see you don't always get what you want
you selfish little brat!

So just learn to deal with that.

It's not that hard, honest, I promise

but you'll never change, that's too hard for you to do

(Chorus)

After all that has happened,

I'm only happy about one thing

That being I've rid myself of you

Now I have no regrets and I don't feel sorry

At least I know I'm the stronger woman for it, but you!

You will forever be a child