I woke up
Couldn't hardly sleep cause it was Christmas
Ran downstairs to open gifts up
Could it be the Fendi bag that I want, that I want
So I shook the box up like what could this be
Don't sound like a Fendi to me
Whipped it open and what did I see
I was like what the #@!$ is this
This ain't what I asked for
What the %^&* is that
A barbie magic castle?
Yo I'm getting !@#$%^ cause everything is !@#$
I'm bout to take it back,I'm bout to take it back

(CHORUS)
Ahh ^&*) nah
Santa you best to get at me
Ahh !@#$ nah
Christmas ain't what it used to be
Ahh $%^& nah
Can't believe you did this to me
Ahh !@#$ nah
This ain't no fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Christmas

My man came to the door
My gift in his hand
We been goin out for four or five months
I know he gonna give me judt what I want, what I want
So I shook the box up like what could this be
It sounds just like a Fendi to me
Tore it open and what did I see
I was like
What the ^&*) is this
I can't believe you took it there
What the !%$& is that
Yo, where'd you find a carebear?
YO I'm getting !@#$%^ cause everything is $%#@
I'm bout to take it back
Yo they dont even sell those anymore!

(CHORUS)

Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la
This ain't no Fa-la-la-la-la Christmas
Ho ho ho
No Fa-la-la-la-la Christmas
Ho ho ho
Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la
This ain't no Fa-la-la-la-la Christmas
Ho ho ho
No Fa-la-la-la-la Christmas
Ho ho ho

What the !@#$ is this
Now you've gone really far
What the %^&) is that
I dont need a VCR
Where's the DVD's
Everything is !@#$, everything is %^&*,everything is !%^&
I hate you!

(CHORUS 2x)