Substitute my gloom with happiness
Substitute my sickness with health
Substitute my enemies with real good friends
Morphine and chocolate are my substitute, substitutes.

Morphine and chocolate can bring me up
Can warm my heart for me whenever I want
And every once in a while when I stop and think
Morphine and chocolate are my substitute, substitutes.

And you can say "Hey, we've really come a long way".
And you can say "Hey, it can only be this way".
But you might be careful, it really hurts when it's real.
You might be careful, it really hurts when it's real.
You might be careful, it really hurts when it's real.
You'll go down, down, down....ooooooooh

Dont you miss the sun?
I'm feeling very warm hearted baby
Well, don't know I'm feeling like someone.
I'm fearing for my life again and I'm, I'm fearing for my heart.
Morphine and chocolate could never substitute my art.

And that's real love baby
And that's real love baby
And that's real love baby

Ain't that real love? Ain't that real love now baby?
Ain't that real love? Ain't that real love now baby?
Ain't that real love?Ain't that real love?

Oh oh