Do you remember when men wore skirts (so hip)
In kipper ties like jealous flirts (so hip)
In calico and in brocade shirts, so hip it hurts

Do you remember when girls wore slacks (so hip)
At traffic stops, men get heart attacks (so hip)
It seems so strange that they took it like that, so hip it hurts

He's so hip, so hip it (whoa)
She's so hip, so hip it (whoa)
They're so hip, so hip it hurts
So hip it

Whose the girl with the Kinski eyes (so hot)
The kind of face you could idolise (so what)
The kind of shape that gets advertised, so hip it hurts

Once it was normal for a girl to curtsey (yeah, yeah)
Got to admit even though it hurts me
She'd squeeze informal until it screams for mercy
So hip it hurts

He's so hip, so hip it (whoa)
She's so hip, so hip it (whoa)
They're so hip, so hip it hurts
So hip it hurts
So hip it

He's so hip, so hip it (whoa)
She's so hip, so hip it (whoa)
I'm so hip, so hip it hurts
So hip it hurts
So hip it hurts
So hip it hurts
So hip it hurts
So hip it