Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just can't wait till
Christmas time
When I can grope you in the hay

Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
Love 'em and leave 'em
On with the show, yeah

All right

Listen, I like female form in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital "S"
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed

He got it, I want it
They got it, but I can't have it
But I want it, but it don't matter
She got it, but I can't get it

I want a Mistress for Christmas
I want a Mistress for Christmas
Oh yeah, haha yeah
I want a Mistress
For Christmas
C'mon

Easy come, easy go
Slippin' high, slippin' low, yeah
All right

He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
I want it, don't matter
She got it, and I can't get it
(Mistress)
He got it, and I want it
(For Christimas)
They got it, and I can't have it
(Mistress)
But I want it, it don't matter
(For Christmas)
She got it, and I can't get a..


Mistress for Christmas
You know what I'm talkin' about
(Mistress for Christmas )
You gotta send me down
You gotta send me down
(Mistress for Christmas)
I want the woman in red with her body on my bed
(Mistress for Christmas)

I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
I wanna ride on your raindeer, honey and ring the bells, yeah