Onee-sama hometekudasai omedeitai melody ikagade
Akuma Mara a korashimeru tame watashi ga tsukuuta
Sakkyoku-kun Maka.

Onee-sama kiitekudasai fugiukini machi ni chan-chan-chan
Botun hitotsu no zenjido desu sugoiin dakarane
Sakkyoku-kun Maka.

(Eeto, saishyo wa rhytzumu kara!
Tsuzuiite baasu-san, douzo!
Omatase, piano-san ga hairimasu!)

SAKKYOKU-KUN ON!!

(Ee~ omatsuni omeni kakarimasu. Watashi ga
Sakkyoku-kun v30 desu. Mazu wa hasei
Renshyuu kara...Aa~ Aa~

Ii kara hayaku yatteyo!

So...soudesuka. Sore dewa mairi mashyo!)

Onnani mataku, a sore-sore-sore
Een no nai yatsu sa, a hoi-hoi!
Sakkyoku-kun, OFF!

(Tozaku jyanaino!)

Onee-sama chyotto shiitai nosete iru CPU ga
Jidai okurede obaka-san desu buhin ga tari nari
Sakkyoku-kun Maka.

Onee-sama gomen na sai ne Keiichi no pasocon akete
Buhin kosori tori kaechyatta shyorisocku no aapu
Sakkyoku-kun Maka.

(Sa, kihonno rhytzumu kara!
Baasu-san, saaki no owarai phrasu wa yamete ne!
Piano-san mo, kakkoyoku haitene!)

SAKKYOKU-KUN ON!!

Lalalalalalala....

(Mmmmm!!
Iikanjijyanaino!
Yatawa! Daiseiko!
Sakushi adoinsofuto Hasegawa Sora ichigo, kido!)

Sora wa nibonda ne akuma mo akubi suru
(Both:) Shiawasenara Ding-Dong rythzumu awase
Hora utau yo
Sakkyoku-kun Maka.

Onee-sama hometekudasai omedeitai melody ikagade
Akuma Mara a korashimeru tame watashi tto utau yo
Sakkyoku-kun Maka.

(Sora wa nibonda ne akuma mo akubi suru
Shiawasenara Ding-Dong rythzumu awase
Hora utau yo
Sakkyoku-kun Maka.)

(Aah, Sakkyoku-kun 486DX no inoteki na utsukushii melody...
Atashi tte, atashi tte, yappari tensai!!)

(Ara.)