Good eats smells tickled my nose
In the morning as the sun rose
Had a great big bite of green tail
But I couldn't chew through those tough scales
So I called up el Vaca de Spacio
He taught me cow, so I finally know
How to say "moo" on the moon

Heart beats fast in my caffeine dream
I can't sleep in my caffeine dream

Palms get wet in my caffeine dream
Open up my eyes, caffeine dream!

They told me that it could not be done
But I made headlines when I froze the sun
And sold scoops of it for $9.99
Yeah it's spicy but the taste's divine
It was so cold we set the moon on fire
Through the icy air came the angel's choir
Singing "Hey who burned the cheese?"