Day I met god
I got so carried away
Day I met god
I got so carried away
Not with the vision
But the streaks in his hair
Not with religion
But the size of his knob

The day I met god
The day I met god
It was pissing with rain
And we went

Day I met god
I got so carried away
Day I met god
I got so carried away
Not with the vision
But the streaks in his hair
Not with the vicars
Or the nuns or the priests

The day I met god
The day I met godthe day I met the big boy
It was pissing with rain
And we went

And the herald angels sang
Oohoohoohooh
Oohoohoohooh....

We were coming back in the van
From milan
And I saw god
Right there