They're telling me to stop singing country

That kind of music ain't much chop

Record company man said hey Mr. Brand

Why don't you start singing some pop

You'll make more money, you'll get more honeys

That's the way to go

Well I thought for a second and a second's all it took and said

Nah, I don't think so

Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah I don't think so

Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah I don't think so

I don't think so

I've been doing my best to please her

Even made her breaky in bed

Cleaned up the yard, polished her car

Put the rusty old ute in the shed

But when she said hon, we're going to mum's

And this time you've gotta go

Well I thought for a second and a second's all it took and said

Nah, I don't think so

They tell me I should get me a sail boat

A skipper on a yacht I should be

Fresh sea air, breeze in my hair

Sounds like way too much fun to me

'Cause I've got a need for V8 speed

And it ain't a race if tyres don't smoke

Well I thought for a second and a second's all it took and said

Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah I don't think so