Man:
So you doin good?

Woman Whispering:
Yeah I'm fine how bout you?

Man:
How good could I be I haven't seen you in three hours?

Woman Whispering:
Oh richie!
Hey Richie my dad's down the hall,
And he doesn't want me on the phone so if,
I hang up on you its just because he's coming.

Man:
Ok so look uhh do you want to meet at the Spring Fling dance?

(gasping and the phone hanging up)
(Phone Rings)

Man:
Hello.

Woman Whispering:
Sorry I thought he was coming.

Man:
Thats ok so about the dance do you want to meet there?

Woman Whispering:
Umm well my brother gets the car on friday nights.

Man:
Well thats ok I'll come by and get you lets say around..

(gasping and the phone hanging up)

Man:
Come on!

(Phone Rings)

Man:
Hey.

Woman Whispering:
Sorry I guess he was just going to the bathroom.

Man:
Thats ok well look uhhh what was I saying oh yeah yeah.
Should I pick you up at like 7:30 or do you maybe wanna go later,
When the dance is really kickin'?

(gasping and the phone hanging up)

Man:
Gimme a break!

(Phone Rings)

Man:
Hello.

Woman Whispering:
Sorry it was just my dog.

Man:
Hey whats your dad's problem anyways why can't we talk?

Woman Whispering:
He just thinks I'm on the phone too much..
Oh my god uhh I gotta go!

Man:
Don't hang up!

Woman:
Richie I can't talk!

Man:
No I'm sick of this put your dad on the phone,
I wanna talk to him.

Woman:
Uhh Its not my dad.

Man:
What? Well who is there? Why can't you talk?

Woman:
Just look Richie uhh someone is here.

Man:
Who is there? Is it a guy?

Woman:
Richie!

Man:
I knew it I'll kill him put him on the phone!

Woman:
Ohh uhh its just hold on.

Man:
Hey man what the hell are you doing there?
Samantha is my girl you better stay away from her,
or I'll make you wish you were never born!

Buffoon:
Fuckin' Shit!

Man:
Yeah fuckin' shit is right buddy.
Don't think I'm kiddin' around man,
I'm crazy I'll smash your head in I swear to god!

Buffoon:
One time I saw my grandmother in the shower,
Her bush starts above her bellybutton!

Man:
Yeah well thats too bad, but I'm still gonna come over there
and beat your face in!

(hangs up)

Woman:
What happened? Was he mad?

Buffoon:
My neighbor's dog has a 4 inch clit!

Woman:
Oh buffoon your the coolest......
I love you