Well, it goes nowhere
And it does nothing
It goes nowhere
And it does nothing
It goes nowhere
And it does nothing
It goes nowhere
And it does nothing, nothing, nothing

But Sulu knew
And Spock did too
And of course, the crew
And it was all for you
Yeah, me and you

Well, it goes nowhere
And it does nothing
It goes nowhere
And it does nothing
It goes nowhere
And it does nothing
It goes nowhere
And it does nothing, nothing, nothing

With it's cardboard parts
And it's light bulb starts
It nearly fell apart
Still, it captured hearts
All our hearts

The critics would say
The sounds you would make
Were so second-grade
And your instruments were fake
Well, of course, they were fake
Like the flimsy displays
And the glitter
And the latex
Paint on their faces
Scientists would say
It's not like that in space
Some fucks love to hate
But, I thought you were great
We thought you were great

Well, it goes nowhere
And it does nothing
It goes nowhere
And it does nothing
It goes nowhere
It goes nothing
Yeah, it goes nowhere
It does nothing, nothing, nothing