I shaved my face and combed my hair
Put on a new pair of underwear
And sat on the porch with my Labrador
Like a hundred other times before.

She changed her shoes and freshened up her face
Put on some skimpy sexy lace
And finally made her way through the back screen door
We loaded up on the front seat of my Ford.

And we went out to dinner and we drove right back home
Watched an old movie and drank a half a bottle of Rum
Then we turned off the tv and we got right down to it
There ain't nothin' left to do now that we've done it.

Oh, yea
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It seems like it happens everytime
We get a chance to reignite that fire
We burn it fast and then retire
Just before the news on channel five.

Yeah, we went out to dinner and we drove right back home
Watched an old movie and drank a half a bottle of Rum
Then we turned off the tv and we got right down to it
There ain't nothin' left to do now that we've done it.

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After all these years it can get routine
You can change the order up or use different names
Try it in the mornin' or the middle of the day
The end results was still the same.

Oh, we went out to dinner and we drove right back home
Watched an old movie and drank a half a bottle of Rum
Then we turned off the tv and we got right down to it
There ain't nothin' left to do now that we've done it.

Oh, Lord, weve turned off the tv and we got right down to it
And there ain't nothin' left to do now that we've done it.

Hey, honey, hand me that remote...