This is a cover of a song by The Beatle's.
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I once had a girl
Or, shall I say, she once had me.

She showed me her room
Is not it good Norwegian wood?

She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere
And I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair.

So I sat on a rug
Biding my time; drinking her wine
We talked until two, and then she said
"It's time for bed"

She told me she worked in the morning
And started to laugh
I told her I didn't and crawled in to sleep in the bath.

And when I awoke, I was alone; this bird had flown
And so, I lit a fire
Isn't it good Norwegian wood?