My wife has a charge card

That I got her the other day

I owe five hundred dollars

That's just for yesterday

I said, "Honey, here's a present, go out and shop around

Get a couple of dresses and browse around downtown"

She did just what I told her, bought one, two or three

Then came home looking silly, making goo-goo eyes at me

Master Charge

Master Charge

A Bank of America card

Master Charge

Master Charge

A Bank of America card

Master Charge

Master Charge

A Bank of America card

I said, "Did you get your dresses?"

She said, "Yes, one or two

But I had to get me some shoes and I needed

Some jewelry too"

She had $200 dresses

That I could have made and I can't sew

Fifty Dollars pair of shoes

And I thought you so and so

I said, "What about the jewelry?"

As calmly as I could

She said, "Honey, you'll love them

They're pure African wood"

Master Charge

Master Charge

A Bank of America card

Master Charge

Master Charge

A Bank of America card

Master Charge

Master Charge

A Bank of America card

Let's charge it!

Let's charge it!

She said, "They were $200 and I paid

One and a half"

I just didn't believe it

I was so mad I had to laugh

I could see it in my mind

On a horse like Paul Revere

I check my mail box

'Cause these bills keep coming here.

Master Charge

Master Charge

A Bank of America card

Master Charge

Master Charge

A Bank of America card

Master Charge

Master Charge

A Bank of America card

Charge it

Let's charge it

Let's charge it