I'm nuclear infected
I really don't mind
I just go out when the sun goes down
And have a really good time

I can clear out any ballgame
In a minute and a half
I jus show up – glow up
And have a real good laugh

When I'm happy I glow yellow
When I sad I glow blue
And I glow red-hot when I'm in bed with you

I'm nuclear infected
Really ain't that bad
In fact it's about the best time
I've ever had

I'm nuclear infected
I'm looking for a mate
So I slip on something lead, babe
And go out on a date

Nuclear infected…don't make me angry
Nuclear infected…don't make me shake
Nuclear infected…don't get me to sneeze
Nuclear infected…that's a big mistake

I want to live on Three Mile Island
Where things are clean and neat
‘Cause we don't have no health freaks
Clutterin' up our streets
I'm nuclear infected I need something to eat
A China Syndrome salad with plutonium and cheese