Self-righteous crusader
Don't care what you don't do
You talk a straight edge but you walk the crooked mile
Don't misjudge me, cause I ain't on trial.

Just because I suck
Don't mean you're off the hook
Just cause you're not drunk
Don't think you're not fucked up
A lot of good people like to have a good time
Even Jesus Christ turned the water into wine

Self-righteous crusader
Fuck me and the same to you
It's my body, I'll get high if I want to
Go dry if I want to die if I want to

Just because I suck
Don't mean you're off the hook
Just cause you're not drunk
Don't think you're not fucked up
A lot of good people like to have a good time
Even Jesus Christ turned the water into wine

Don't confuse sobriety with morality
There's a lot of sober murderers
Just look at history
But I'm still an OK guy
Even if I want to get high sometimes,
High sometimes, High sometimes.

Just because I suck
Don't mean you're off the hook
Just cause you're not drunk
Don't think you're not fucked up
A lot of good people like to have a good time
Even Jesus Christ turned the water into wine

Self-righteous crusader
Don't care what you don't do