This song here is by far the sexiest of all the songs
that I've done tonight. I am telling you that as a
warning. All those who have a low threshold of sex,
you had better leave now, because I will not be responsible
for all the screaming and grabbing that goes on once
I start to sing this. Some fellas have it and some
fellas don't. I just happen to have it. And I'm gonna give it to you.

Now, I wrote this song for married people.
Married people will understand this best.
Uh, I realize that tonight there are a lot of people
in the audience who are not married,
but I figure the line of demarcation has gotten so
fuzzy lately that you'll understand it too.
Let's hear it for fuzzy demarcation,
folks! I said that line in Vegas,
and there's a pit boss named Fuzzy Demarcation came running out...

This song is sung by a husband to his wife.
They've been married ten or fifteen years,
and this song illustrates what can happen in a modern
marriage. And I have to pick somebody out to be my
wife for this, so I'll pick you. Is that all right? OK.