Michael: Happy Halloween Everybody!

Cameron: Yo, dog, where are you guys.
I can't find you, it's so dark out here.

Michael: Hey Cameron, don't steal my candy, man.

Cameron: Are you guys ready to get crazy?

Michael: I was working in the lab late one night

Cameron: When my eyes beheld an eerie sight

Michael: My monster from his slab began to rise

Cameron: And suddenly to my surprise

Zach: From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

Michael: And the Zombies were having fun

Cameron: The party had just begun

Michael: The guests included Wolf Man

Cameron: Dracula and his son!

Zach: The scene was rockin', with "Diggin the Sound"
Igor on the chains, backed by his hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With the group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash

It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash

Michael: Yo, Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring

Cameron: Seems he was troubled by just one thing

Michael: He opened the lid and shook his fist

Cameron: And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist, dude?"

Zach:He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash

Michael: Go! Go! Go! Go x4

Zach: Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Zachula sent you

He did the monster mash!
He did the mash
We'll go to multiple mashes!
The monster mash
We'll get into all kinds of graveyard smashes!
He did the mash
You're crazy, you're crazy man!
The monster mash.
He did the monster mash!!