This is the last time that I try this

This is my final experiment

I no longer want to continue testing my emotions

But there's data I have not collected yet



When I see you there's a slight reaction

But of couse these monitors can lie

Nine times out of ten occurences of base attraction

Sophisticated intellects deny



I am not against the concept of romance

Reality is quite another tale

Hearts and flowers have their place

On tablecloths and bits of lace

Attempts at amour fou are doomed to fail

In my laboratory of love

Proving to myself the lack of the existence of

Laboratory of love

Laboratory of love



Would you kindly answer a few questions?

Strictly for the sake of argument

Were you to relax approximate to my location

Do you think said time would be well spent?



I admit I feel the urge to touch you

Probably a pre-programmed response

Surveys indicate our natural tendency to mate

Satifies the needs, negates the want



I cannot refute the role of mystery

Some things simply will not be explained

Chemistry does fascinate

The stroke of luck, the twist of fate

But a passive observer I remain

In my laboratory of love

Proving to myself the lack of the existence of

Laboratory of love

Laboratory of love