Song by Refreshments

If I was a killer
How would I kill
Well I'd use the Government

If I was a dreamer
What would I dream
I'd dream about yesterday

If I was a liar
How would I lie
I'd say I loved you

If I was a dancer
Where would I dance
Out in the graveyard

You can say anything that you want to say
Be anything you want to be
You can pray anything that you got to pray
Don't you count on me

If I was a teacher
What would I teach
I'd teach coruption

If I was a preacher
What would I preach
I'd preach hypochrocy

I f I was a lover
What would I love
I'd love myself

You can say anything that you want to say
Be anything you want to be
Pray anywhere that you think that you got to pray
Don't you count on me

If I was a doctor
Who would I heal
I'd heal myself

If I was a gambler
What would I bet
I'd bet your life

If I was an angel
What would I save
I'd save my money

If I was a dancer
Where would I dance
Out in the graveyard

You can say anything that you want to say
Be anything you want to be
Pray anywhere that you think that you got to pray
Don't you count on me