LA!
that's how I roll, son!
Got a new shirt
And a brand new stroll, son.

It's crazy hot, five million degrees
I'm praying on my knees
Just to get a little breeze.

Forget about B's,
I got Q's on my head
And all the other letters take a cruise on my head
Bruce Lee's chillin' reading the news on head
And a moosey's punching a bruise in my head.

Damn Skippy, i moved to California
Brand new show,
But, yo, i gotta warn ya
If you carrot me,
Then you know i gotta corn ya.
Your footsie is stuck?
Well I'll shoe-horn ya.

I'm Andy Milanokis
And this is me show
After me flow you know me got to go

And this LA sun
For my New York snow
This Shmell Shmay Shun
For my Shmew Shmork Shmow.

PEACE.