I rock peas on my head
But don't call me a pea head
Bees on my head
But don't call me a bee head
Bruce Lee's on my head
But don't call me a Lee head
Now, please excuse me,
I gots to get my tree fed

You wear name brands
And I make my own clothing
I hang out with an apple
Who Loves self-loathing
"I hate myself"

Pancake on my face
Makes me extra happy
I like shampoo bottles
That sit on my lappy

Because it's my show,
You can't tell me what to do
When life hands me lemons...
I make beef stew

So yo i gotta go,
It's time for me to rock it
I put bologna in my left pocket
Smear some cream cheese
In my gold locket

Cause It's my show,
I'm Andy Milanokis
It's my show,
I'm Shmandy Shmilla Shmokis
It's my show,
I'm Andy Milanokis.