Have you seen my boys, running up and down the stairs
Laughing in the corridors, tap dancing around in dazzling white shoes
Hats as nice as mine
Wearing jewellery, just my kind
Don't think they'll ever stop
If you try make them, I'll beat you up

Have you seen my boys screaming
Telling you all what to do, when to do it
Down with those pants
Do it now, or die
Your butts as pale as my skin
They want to spank you, fat or thin
Believe me when I say, the boys always play it my way

You said you saw them, you saw them laughing
They are brilliant, know how to move their feet
It's lovely, can't stop moving to this beat

Duh, you know who I'm talking about when I say four guys in tuxedos and one dog in tue tue
You are, yes you are You are my vulva

Watch it, the dog is loose
Yeah, I am guilty
Barking all night long
But when she's alone she sings sad sad songs
Obey when spoken to, that's the only decent thing to do

You said you saw them, you saw them laughing
They are brilliant, know how to move their feet
It's lovely, can't stop moving to this beat

They are brilliant, know how to move