What do you get when you fall in love
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again.

What do you get when you kiss a guy
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, he'll never phone you
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again.

Don't tell me what it's all about
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you.

What do you get when you fall in love
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So, for at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again.

Don't tell me what it's all about
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains, those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you.

What do you get when you fall in love
You only get lies and pain and sorrow
So, for at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love again
I'll never fall in love again.

I'll never fall in love again...