Spread the word
Through me God is heard

You're making me laugh
Tell me your killing joke
Evangelist
You're making me laugh

Jesus saves
But only after I've been paid

You're making me laugh
Tell me your killing joke
Evangelist
End your hoax

God says: "Have a TV show"
God says: "Baby, do some blow"
God says: "Taxes are a sin"
God says: "Pour the money in"

Rape the poor, faith no more
Faith for cash, make me laugh
Faith no more, face the whore
Rape your past, make me laugh

Never, never ever sin
Unless God says to stick it in

You're making me laugh
Tell me your killing joke
Evangelist
The truth can choke

Defrocked from your seat
Don't shit where you eat

You're making me laugh
Tell me your killing joke
That God talks to you
There's no hope

God says: "Have a TV show"
God says: "Baby, do some blow"
God says: "Taxes are a sin"
God says: "Pour the money in"

Rape the poor, faith no more
Faith for cash, make me laugh
Faith no more, face the whore
Rape your past, make me laugh

God says: "Have a swimming pool"
God says: "Keep the doghouse cool"
God says: "Planes and boats and cars"
God says: "Have an amusement park"

God says: "Go and masturbate"
God says: "File taxes late"
God says: "Paint your face all sick"
God says: "Be a real prick"

God says: "Have a TV show"
God says: "Baby, do some blow"
God says: "Taxes are a sin"
God says: "Pour the money in"

Rape the floor, faith no more
Faith for cash, make me laugh
Faith no more, face the whore
Rape your past, make me laugh