“Hello Mrs Shaw could I borrow your lawn mower?”
“or parts of your body?”

Why, why me
Why am I so lonely?

I'm an animal, I'm a sexual pervert
An animal, I'm a living abortion
An animal, I'm nobody's hero
An animal, I'm your next door neighbour
Everybody hates me, why am I so ugly

I'm an animal, I'm a sexual pervert
An animal, I'm a living abortion
An animal, I'm nobody's hero
An animal, I'm your next door neighbour
Everybody scorns me, my wife she doesn't know me

I'm an animal
I'm an animal
I'm an animal
I'm an animal, I'm your next door neighbour
Everybody shuns me, why am I so dirty?

I dream of naked ladies leaping over me
I like peeping through holes in public lavatories
I like domineering women in thigh high boots
Tying me up………. Whipping me!
Somebody help me, I've lost my sanity

I'm an animal, I'm a sexual pervert
An animal, I'm a living abortion
An animal, I'm nobody's hero
I'm an animal, I'm you next door neighbour
No sex for me
You, you made me,
You scared my body
You degraded me
You twisted my mind
You made me unkind
You fed on my cravings
You persecuted me
You don't understand……………….you