Well There's so much to be happy about
In this life what a wonderful chance
We have to work hard, play hard
And maybe even find yourself a little girl
And make some romance
So don't you think It'd be so lame
To get all crazy drunk
And start a fight?
We'd much rather dance with some hoochies
So if you want to fight
Get the heck outta here you stupid fool!

I'll kill you!
AAAHH!
Uh huh
Oh yeah
don't hit me
hit it T bone!
Yeah!

Please don't kill us
We're just the Aquabats
We're just trying to have
A little fun
So if you want to fight
We can duke it out
Just please don't kill me
With your gun oohhh

We're all just peaceful happy Aquabats
We would never take a life
We don't want to fight
But if we must,
Please be cool,
No guns or knives.

Attention you sissies!
I want to see you marching!
Little fools!
That's right!
All right kids,
Tell them who we are!

Please don't kill us
We're just the Aquabats
We're just trying to have
A little fun
Ha ha ha ha ha
So if you want to fight
We can duke it out
Just please don't kill me
With your gun

We're all just peaceful happy Aquabats
We would never take a life (no we wouldn't, no sir)
We don't want to fight
But if we must,
Please be cool,
No guns or knives.