Well here's a story that must be told
It's kinda' new, not very old
About a female martian with a wild grin
Big orange eyes and green skin
Blue was her hair
She came from, way up there
She wore silver underwear
Almost naked but she didn't care
Why oh, why did she come from Planet V?
Well I don't know woh oh oh oh

[Chorus]
Martian girl from Planet V
Will you marry me?
Woh woh woh woh woh
She came from outer space
She came to see
If earth was good
Woh woh woh woh woh

Well she's not a bird
She's not a plane
Shes got green blood
Pumping through her veins.
She smiled at me
And that's the weirdest part
'Cuz this alien's teeth were razor sharp!
Why oh, why did she come from Planet V?
Well I don't know woh oh oh oh

[Chorus]
Martian girl from Planet V
Will you marry me?
Woh woh woh woh woh
She came from outer space
She came to see
If earth was good
Woh woh woh woh woh
In the supermarket she got distracted in the meat department
Woh woh woh woh woh
Shes lookin' at me, shes lookin' hungry
I think shes gonna eat me
Woh woh woh woh woh

Well, what a wacky alien she was
I'll tell you why kids, it's just because:
She had an appetite that couldn't be beat
She came from space to eat people meat
I guess I didn't taste good anyway
'Cuz when she kissed me, she flew away!
Why oh, why did she come from Planet V?
Well I don't know woh oh oh oh
Why oh, why did she come from Planet V?
Well I don't know woh oh oh oh

[Chorus]
Martian girl from Planet V
Will you marry me?
Woh woh woh woh woh
She came from outer space
She came to see
If earth was good
Woh woh woh woh woh
In the supermarket she got distracted in the meat department
Woh woh woh woh woh
Shes lookin' at me, shes lookin' hungry
I think shes gonna eat me
Woh woh woh woh woh