Smelt !
I need some
Smelt !
Not just any
Smelt !
I need some
Smelt !

When I was younger
So much younger than today
I never ate smelt
I said hey man no way
But now I'm older
And I'm not so self assured
With the economy the way it is
I've opened up the door

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Smelt me if you can I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you bringing some around
Smelt would help me get my feet back on the ground
Won't you please smelt me
Smelt Me !

Smelt with tartar sauce is not my style
But smelt with a slice of lemon would really make me smile
Some people like smelt in a sandwich with ketchup on it
But smelt with pickles and ice cream is the pits
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