it's October 31st
and I am eastward-bound
this year I though I'd go to Dracula's town
tired of those same old fools
those harmless ghosts and ghouls
this year it's something new
something better than 'boo'

I'm not afraid of Dracula
he should be afraid of me
if he thought I could be dinner
boy he would see
I would put up a fight
wouldn't even get a bite
if he tried to suck my blood
I would say "uh uh uh uh uh...
...uh uh uh uh Dracula"

the sun is setting low
the train is rearing near
I know I should but I don't even feel one bit of fear
if he looked me in the eye
I wouldn't dare to cry
I would just lift my chin
I would say "sink your teeth right in"
I ain't no ditzy broad
you can't call me a fraud
I'm a girl of 22
there is nothing I cannot do...
...ooh ooh ooh ooh nothing I can't do

so let's get one thing straight
I don't do well as bait
so if you want a taste
then baby don't you hesitate
it's a matter of thirst
whoever wants it worse
so act quick or I will bite you first...
...uh uh uh uh Dracula