When Jesus went to the river
He had swallowed His pride
'Til the Master up there on faith
Hadn't even came to their eyes

He's Captain America
He's always wearing sunglasses
He's always right
Oh, boy, I love America
The home of the brave

Got to mix, got to get my fix
It's gonna work again, it's a miracle
It's a myth of chocolate eclairs
It must be you, so I will shine

He's Captain America
He's always wearing sunglasses
He's always right
Oh, boy, I love the USA
The home of the brave

The home of the brave
The home of the brave

He's Captain America
He's always wearing sunglasses
He's always right
Oh, boy, I love America
The home of the brave

All I needed was shine from around the world
Everyone is wise and sex will prevail
Any given day sit down and pray
For you might find out your dog is gay