Natalie Portman got her head shaved
By a man in a Guy Fawkes mask
He was a kickass rebel fugitive
That blew up the Parliament

Oh, and wait did I mention
There was a plague caused by the government
So V was really a good guy
He was only out for revenge

But I mean come on
What's the deal
Why does Natalie Portman look
Just like Keira Knightly

I'd explode
All over the road
If either of them paid any attention to me

I can't tell which one is hotter
But I'd like to spend a day with them both
I would take them out to dinner
And try to get them out of their clothes
Annikain
Also in V for Vendetta
There was a Bishop who liked little girls
Natalie Portman played dress up
And it was hotter than hell

Also, she pulled off short hair well
Do you think Anakin would approve
But she never met Jack Sparrow
Though I could see how you'd get confused

I mean come on
What's the deal
Why does Natalie Portman look
Just like Keira Knightly

I'd explode
All over the road
If either of them paid any attention to me

I can't tell which one is hotter
But I'd like to spend a day with them both
I would take them out to dinner
And try to get them out of their clothes