Stranded...In a life in which you struggle
for acceptance is a never-ending chore
Upbraided...For your actions past and present &
rewarded for ideas of the future's bright open door
The Henchman...is a human analogue of the suffering
multitudes who, like good dogs, sit and lick for their reward

So what good advice have I got for you
To insure against your likely metamorphosis
into this reprobate?

Don't be a Henchman! Stand on your Laurels
Do what no one else does to praise the good
of other men for goodness sake

And when everyone else in the world follows your lead
Although a cold day in hell it will surely be
that is when the entire world shall live
IN HARMONY.......

(ONE TWO!)