This town ain't much to look at, there ain't that much to do

With the local Joe's at the stop and go and the class of '42

We go down to the laundromat and listen to that station

Find out where the fire was at and see what's in rotation

Good morning to you, good morning to you

Laundromat radio

Last year's reader's digests, weight watchers magazines

Discussions on arthritis with dirty welfare queens

With a case of light beer and a pack of light cigarettes

We try to minimize the damage but still raise our consciousness

Good morning to you, good morning to you

Laundromat radio

Tomorrow I think I'll get up and march on down to Sears

And buy all those appliances I've been dreamin' of for years

Then I'll get on of those stereo receivers of my own

So I can be bored to tears from the comfort of my home

Laundromat radio