Hello guys my name is Dave,
my parents think i must be saved,
I drink, I stink and I never think,
I'm real good punk I go my own way,
hemp's my love everyday,
yes I like it to smoke shit
and I feel
...stoned...

I like to drink and drive,
I'm living for today...

My hair is green, my teeth are black,
I've got a tatoe on my back,
I'm the hottest man on the world,
I'll get problems with my wife,
I have problems when I drive
but I'm the hottest man of the world
and if feel
...stoned...

I donot care 'bout the color of my hair
and I always will be strong and pride