Look who's advertising

Billboards everywhere

See Hellacious Acres

Your tailor made nightmare

Traffic is backed up for miles

Attendants welcome you with devilish smiles

Steady, steady have your tickets ready

Steady, steady

Go to hell after dark it's a sin filled city

An amusement park

It's a one way ticket to the other side

It's a Dr. Jekyll and a Mr. Hyde

See Lizzie Borden, she's one of the stars

And Tricky Dicky barkin'

Flashin' you his pardon

Jack the Ripper slashin' your tires

Oh, even the devil needs money

Even the president need money to cover his overhead

That's why he opened Hellacious Acres

Or so his press agent said

Hang out with heavies your partners in crime

Forget the consequences, have a good time

Steady, steady have your tickets ready

Steady, steady

Go to hell after dark it's a sin filled city

An amusement park

It's a one way ticket to the other side

It's a Dr. Jekyll it's a Mr. Hyde

Get down and study suspicion and doubt

At Hellacious Acres

Listen mischief makers

Admission's free you pay to get out