I wish I was your dog 'cause you treat him better
And he'd be proud to share me with
Your mother, brother or your sister

You'd give me hugs when you were sad
Clean up my shit when I was bad
I wish I was your dog 'cause you treat him better

If you were me and I was you
We would still have opposing points view
And you'd still lie, just to see me cry
If you were me and I was you

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If we'd never met, I'm willing to bet
That we'd both be better off being separate
Not knowing my name, not placing the blame
If we'd never met, I'm willing to bet

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