No-go showboat, no-go showboat
(No-go showboat)

Well, I got a wild custom
That wins every show
But it's a no-go showboat
(No-go showboat)

Yeah but everybody knows
That she just don't go
She's my no-go showboat
(No-go showboat)

White wall slicks with racing mags
She's just for looks, man, not for drags
'Cause it's a no-go showboat
(No-go showboat)

No go
No go

Well, the guys all dig it
They've got no complaints
About my no-go showboat
(No-go showboat)

And the chicks really flip for
That metal flake paint
On my no-go showboat
(No-go showboat)

It really rates fine in the custom clan
With hand-formed panels, tuck-and-roll rear pan
'Cause it's a no-go showboat
(No-go showboat)

No go
No go

Well, the engine compartment's filled
With all chrome goodies
In my no-go showboat
(No-go showboat)

Yeah but everybody takes me
Even old Ford woodies
In my no-go showboat
(No-go showboat)

When it comes to speed, man, I'm just outa luck
I'm even shut down by the ice cream truck
'Cause it's a no-go showboat
(No-go showboat)

No go
No go

No-go showboat
(No-go showboat)
No-go showboat
(No-go showboat)

She's just my
(No-go showboat)