I hope your new man's good for you in bed

Better than this whisky-drinking slob

A weekend in Vienna, a boat trip on the Med

I hope you've found the right man for the job.

Oh he's fine, he's just fine

He loves me just like you loved your wine

When it comes to other women, I bet he doesn't touch a drop

I think you've found the right man for the job.

CHORUS:

Here's to then, and cheers

Thanks for the friendship you've given these years

Here's to him, and cheers

He's given me some happiness where you just gave tears

He must have a big yacht

A nose in the air can't be all that he's got

A good head on his shoulders isn't everything he's got

I think I've found the right man for the job

I thank you for the toffees that you gave

And thank you for the flowers that didn't arrive

I sent you a bouquet, but I sent it to your grave

I didn't think that you were still alive

Oh he's fine, he's still fine

He likes to wine and dine and actually dine

His roses are regular, his kisses on the dot

I think I've found the right man for the job

Chorus

You'll be pleased to hear I've found a new romance

Let me introduce you to my friends

Seven gins for seven tonics begin a merry dance

We're out every night til nighttime ends