If it ain't an epic

Don't dust it

If it ain't an epic

Don't cry for it

If it ain't perfect girl

Don't leave this world

If he ain't got style on it

Don't bust it

If he ain't got length on it

Don't weep for it

If it ain't just perfect, girl

Don't leave this world

(chorus)

Suck harder

If you want to make an empty shell

Suck harder

If you want to make an empty shell

If it ain't no vintage

Don't dust it

Don't dust it

If it ain't antique

Well, Mary, don't you weep

If it ain't well dressed

Well sister do what's best

If it ain't just perfect girl

Don't leave this world

(chorus)

Suck harder if it ain't antique

Well, Mary, don't you weep

Don't you weep

Suck harder